QuotaBillsTime is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend