Waterfall Windows

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.