Waterslide Chess

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

We lead our lives like water flowing down a hill, going more or less in one direction until we splash into something that forces us to find a new course. - Arthur Golden

Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game. - Vladimir Putin

Opportunist: 1. A person who, finding himself in hot water, decides he needs a bath anyway; 2. One who meets the wolf at the door and appears the next day in a fur coat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all know what flopping is when we see it. The stuff that you see is where guys aren't really getting hit at all, and are just flailing around like a fish out of water. - Kobe Bryant

Owls hoot in B flat, cuckoos in D, but the water ousel sings in the voice of the stream. She builds her nest back of the waterfalls so the water is a lullaby to the little ones. - Karen Joy Fowler

The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required. - Unknown

Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. - Chuck Clark