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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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