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Fate is character. - William Winter

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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