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Where White Man Went Wrong

Sage advice from Indian Chief 'Two Eagles'

Where White Man Went Wrong thanks to Jim Serritella

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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology: to create new hungers to help us forget old ones. - Neil Postman

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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