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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences. - Norman Cousins

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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