QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono
A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan