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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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