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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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