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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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