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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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