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Wireless Technology

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Wireless Technology thanks to Mel Hardman

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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable. - Joseph Krutch

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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