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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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