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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I'm working my way toward divinity. - Bette Midler

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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