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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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