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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Working too long without a break is a form of pride. - Dave Williams

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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