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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I'm working my way toward divinity. - Bette Midler

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Although it wasn't that easy to do, it was wonderful working with John Wayne. - Robert Duvall

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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