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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them. - Allan Fromme

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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