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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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