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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Working with Sophia Loren was like being bombed with watermelons. - Alan Ladd

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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