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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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