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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

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If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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