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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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