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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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