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Working Past 65

What happens when seniors have to work way past 65

Working Past 65 thanks to Diane Baugh

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Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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