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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required. - Winston Churchill

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas Edison

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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