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You Want Me To Do What?

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You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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