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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required. - Winston Churchill

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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