You Want Me To Do What?

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The time is always ripe to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required. - Winston Churchill

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. - Tony Robbins

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Don't you see? You can't be brave without being afraid. The brave ones are always afraid. But they do what they must, even so. - Teri Hall

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright