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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. - Tony Robbins

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The thing about living with any disability is that you adapt; you do what works for you. - Stella Young

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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