You Want Me To Do What?

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do. - Epictetus

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry