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You Want Me To Do What?

Sometimes we ask too much of our friends

You Want Me To Do What? thanks to Diane Baugh

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased. - Katharine Hepburn

Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required. - Winston Churchill

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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