You Want Me To Do What?
Sometimes we ask too much of our friends
QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. - Sylvester Stallone
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The time is always ripe to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. - Arthur Ashe
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Sometimes it is not enough that we do our best; we must do what is required. - Winston Churchill
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten. - Tony Robbins
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg
Don't you see? You can't be brave without being afraid. The brave ones are always afraid. But they do what they must, even so. - Teri Hall
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright