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Young Rock Star

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Young Rock Star thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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