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Young Rock Star

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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