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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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