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Young Who Suffer
Another victim of the economy
Another victim of the economy - this poor young lady has no shoes! Some thought the economy was improving, but there are still a few problems. It always seems to be the young who suffer the most and are the most vulnerable.
Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King
Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King
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