Young Window Cleaner

Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi