Young Window Cleaner
Lick what I've found, Mom!
QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda
The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut
Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi