A Woman Named Five Horses
Native Indian's wife offers mythical inspiration
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was. He replied, 'She is called ‘Five Horses'.
The man said, 'That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?'
The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'
QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln
Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking