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A Woman Named Five Horses

Native Indian's wife offers mythical inspiration

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was. He replied, 'She is called ‘Five Horses'.

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The man said, 'That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?'

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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