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A Woman Named Five Horses
Native Indian's wife offers mythical inspiration
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was. He replied, 'She is called ‘Five Horses'.
The man said, 'That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?'
The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor
Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor
Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
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