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A Woman Named Five Horses

Native Indian's wife offers mythical inspiration

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name was. He replied, 'She is called ‘Five Horses'.

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The man said, 'That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?'

A Woman Named Five Horses thanks to Mike King

The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. - Edit Summerskill

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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