The old Indian answered, 'It’s an old Indian name. It means, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.'
QuotaBillsAct like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor
Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford