A Woman Named Five Horses

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford