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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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