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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Who, being loved, is poor? - Oscar Wilde

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

How poor are they who have not patience! What wound did ever heal but by degrees. - William Shakespeare

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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