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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Poor strangers, they have so much to be afraid of. - Shirley Jackson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream. - Harry Kemp

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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