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African Flip Flops

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African Flip Flops thanks to Jim Serritella

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The walls are the publishers of the poor. - Eduardo Gateano

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The poor would never be able to live at all if it weren't for the poor. - George Moore

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream. - Harry Kemp

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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