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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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