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If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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