All Bottled Up

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson