QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro