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Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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