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Amsterdam House Poles

In Holland, houses are supported by Poles

Amsterdam House Poles thanks to Mel Hardman

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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