#1 humor site on the 'net

Arm Chair

Feeling in a 'chair-itable' mood?

Arm Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Personal invitation to sit down

QuotaBills
Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms. - Wendell Phillips

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

One shouldn't allow oneself to be intimidated by something that can be picked up and tucked under one's arm. - Barbara Hambly

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


Idling Eric Idle

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

High Heel Diver

Rising To The Occasion

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

I See You

Get Off Your High Horse

Redneck Towing

Revenge of the Stallion

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Rat Cut

Spot the Hidden Barred Owl

Smoking Hot Body

Billy the Eagle Owl

Star Wars Fisherman

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pet Dentist

Nuts And Fruitcakes

Spiral Staircase

Scubaru

Nordern Minnesota Yeneral Store

Pigeon Drink

Epic Turban

Healthy Breakfast