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Arm Chair

Feeling in a 'chair-itable' mood?

Arm Chair thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Personal invitation to sit down

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Insurrection of thought always precedes insurrection of arms. - Wendell Phillips

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

That which one fears, one typically won't embrace with open arms. - Morgan Rhodes

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. - Mandy Hampton

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world. - Orhan Pamuk

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Why didn't the armistice treaty require the Germans to lay down their accordions along with their arms? - Bill Bryson

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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