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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon
Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright
I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman
TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon
Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler
Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi
Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey
You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath