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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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Class Action: A stylish deed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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