Attentive Student

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey