Attentive Student

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

I get tired of talking when I want to be silent. - Henry Rollins

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren