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Attentive Student

How to relax during a boring lecture

Attentive Student thanks to Keith Blake

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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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