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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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