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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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