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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely. - Tori Amos

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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