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Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

exists no miracle mightier than this:to feel - e e cummings

Do it, and then you will feel motivated to do it. - Zig Ziglar

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type and never send. - Unknown

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live? - Mignon McLaughlin

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but the feeling of being unwanted. - Mother Teresa

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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