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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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Feeling low? Go on mountains. - Prajakta Mhadnak

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. - Oscar Wilde

exists no miracle mightier than this:to feel - e e cummings

Selling is essentially a transfer of feelings. - Zig Ziglar

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never make permanent decisions based on temporary feelings. - Unknown

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - Steven Wright

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Maturity begins when we're content to feel we're right about something without feeling the necessity to prove someone else wrong. - Sydney J. Harris

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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