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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

If you want to be a champion, feel like one, and then act like one. - Red Auerbach

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Pressure is what you feel when you don't know what's going on. - Chuck Knoll

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. - Bernard M. Baruch

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa


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