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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Why does something so bad for you feel so good. - Maria Reveron

Do it, and then you will feel motivated to do it. - Zig Ziglar

I am not scared of you, I am scared of these feelings. - Judy Blume

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

The only thing that has ever made me feel old is those few times where I allow myself to be predictable. - Carlos Santana

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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