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Bag Feelers

Warning from the department of frisky bag inspectors

Bag Feelers thanks to Gerry Cavers

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Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

All our reasoning ends in surrender to feeling. - Blaise Pascal

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. - Jane Wagner

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Facts don't persuade, feelings do. And stories are the best way to get at those feelings. - Tom Asacker

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. - Bernard M. Baruch

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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