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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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