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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer


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