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Baked Tulips

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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