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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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