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Bar Code Casualty

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Bar Code Casualty thanks to Denny Wilson

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

In some states they no longer hang murderers. They kill them by elocution. - Will Rogers

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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