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Bar Code Casualty

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Bar Code Casualty thanks to Denny Wilson

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

How to stay young: hang around with older people. - Bob Hope

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

In some states they no longer hang murderers. They kill them by elocution. - Will Rogers

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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