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Bar Walker

So, a guy walks into a bar...

Bar Walker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to run an unsuccessful bar

When a hurdle becomes an obstacle

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A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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