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Bar Walker

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry


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