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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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