QuotaBillsColic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen
Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot
If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I'm going to nip it, tuck it, and suck it. - Dolly Parton
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams
Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown