Beach Drag

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there. - Archie Bunker

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson