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Dutch tourist leaves final footprint

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Jeroen's last hike in the Canadian Rockies

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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