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Jeroen's last hike in the Canadian Rockies

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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