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My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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