Beetle Collection
Curator of Entymology drives a different bug
QuotaBillsWe hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
It is good to collect things; it is better to take walks. - Anatole France
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell
Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell
Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison