QuotaBillsCan vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
It is good to collect things; it is better to take walks. - Anatole France
Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey
Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams
All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins
Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar
I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. - WC Fields
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn
We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell
Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison