Belarus Police Car

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. - Yakov Smirnoff

When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. - Fuzzy Zoeller

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower