QuotaBillsI take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole
Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost
I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. - Yakov Smirnoff
I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. - Les Claypool
When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King
The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles. - Dave Barry
If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. - Fuzzy Zoeller
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower