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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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