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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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