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Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

Best Hands-On Coverage thanks to Mike King

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Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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