Best Hands-On Coverage

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton