Best Hands-On Coverage

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey