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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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