QuotaBillsI'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb
Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France
There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim
We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie