Bike Bed

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley