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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Nero: A Roman who was careless with candles - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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