Blonde Car Mirror

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz