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Blonde Car Mirror

A touch of Barbie for the wife's car

Blonde Car Mirror thanks to Hannah Kemph

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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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