Blonde Car Mirror

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

If you're looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope. - Boonaa Mohammed

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright