Blonde Car Mirror

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro