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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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