Boar-ing Nature Tours
Big game hunting on the road
Giant wild boar shot in Conroe, Texas
QuotaBillsMiss Piggy is a boar. - Ed Lucaire
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown
Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb
To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan