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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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