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Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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