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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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