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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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