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Brain Lamp

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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