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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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