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The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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