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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

You is kind. You is smart. You is important. - The Help

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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