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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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