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Brick Road Laying in The Netherlands
Hi-tech roadwork paving way for drivers
Tiger-Stone is a Dutch paver laying machine that makes brick roads.
No one is leaning on a shovel!
Paving bricks are dropped by front-end-loader onto the angled trough.
Men help to spread them in the trough as they drop into the forming jig.
As the electrically operated crawler moves forward along a pre-laid sand base layer, all the stones are packed, gravity held together and descend the sloping ramp on to the road.
The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker
The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock
Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain
The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child
Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock
Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom
A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain
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