Broccoli Tree House

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon