Broccoli Tree House

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin