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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare


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