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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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