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Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Without forgiveness, there is no future. - Desmond Tutu

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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