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Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

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The future is a great land. - Unknown

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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