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Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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