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BTTF II Car

Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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