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BTTF II Car

Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Never let a small setback ruin your future. - Unknown

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future. - Courteney Cox

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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