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Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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