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Flashback to 'Back To The Future'

BTTF II Car thanks to Keith Blake

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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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