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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco


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