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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

Get rid of the pointed ears guy. - NBC Executive

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice. - Shakespeare

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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