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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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