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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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