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Building Ear

If only this building could talk...

Building Ear thanks to Keith Blake

Friends, Romans, building men - lend me your ears!

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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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