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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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