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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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