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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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