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Bus Head Rest

Taking an outside look at oncoming traffic

Bus Head Rest thanks to Keith Blake

Some passengers get ahead of themselves

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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities. - Benjamin Franklin

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker


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