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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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