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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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