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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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