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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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