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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Good leaders were once good followers. - Unknown

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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