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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Great leaders are not defined by the absence of weakness, but rather by the presence of clear strengths. - John Zenger

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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