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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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