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Bake the world a better place. - Unknown

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm trying to make the world a more open place. - Mark Zuckerberg

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best place to succeed is where you are with what you have. - Charles M Schwab

Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement. - Groucho Marx

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The world is a better place as a result of Michelangelo’s not having said, "I don't do ceilings." - Edward McCabe

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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