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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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Hand Speech

Software Cake

Bland Entrance

Preikestolen Pulpit Rock

Redneck Firemen

Side Rail

Icy Grip Of Winter

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Brace For The Resolutioners

Shining Armor Knight

Icicle Drinks

Incontinent Pool

Handstand Snowman

Woke Up Early

Sincere Compliment

Snow Storage

Redneck Winter Spa

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Associate Demonstration

Stoned Longhorns

Wet Nose Fixer

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