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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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