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Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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