QuotaBillsSalivation Army - Archie Bunker
Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb
Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain