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Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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