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Pet exercises at the gym

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My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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