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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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